Why did the shy snail drink?
‘to come out of his shell!’

why did the other snail drink?
‘because he was an alcoholic!’

 

Why did the snail cross the road?
I don't know but I'll let you know when it gets here.

 

Where do you find Giant snails?
On the end of Giant's fingers!

 

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

A snail walks into a bank to make a deposit. Then a turtle comes in and robs the bank. Afterward, the police are interviewing the snail and asks him to recount what had happened. The snail says, "I don't know, it all happened so fast."